Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.
Rick Riordan
With great power.. Comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
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If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.
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Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.
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Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
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In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.
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People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed.
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You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
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Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse.. And try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.
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It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.
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Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment, as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?
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It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
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Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.
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Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.
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