Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.
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It's okay, he said. We're together. He didn't say , or . After all they'd been through over the last year, he knew that the most important thing was that they were together. She loved him for saying that.
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Save yourselves! Percy warned. It is too late for us!Then he gasped and pointed to the spot where Frank was hiding. Oh, no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!Nothing happened. I , Percy repeated, Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!Frank stumbled out of nowhere, making a big show of grabbing his throat. Oh, no, he said, like he was reading from a teleprompter. I am turning into a crazy dolphin.He began to change, his nose elongating into a snout, his skin becoming sleek and gray. He fell to the deck as a dolphin, his tail thumping against the boards. The pirate crew disbanded in terror.
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Hmm Jason snapped his fingers. I can call a friend for a ride.Percy raised his eyebrows. Oh, yeah? Me too. Let's see whose friend gets here first.
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Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.
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The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home.
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No more Lastrygonians. Ella fluttered down and landed next to them. Six minus six is zero. Spears are good for subtraction, yep.
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Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic.
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Piper had a new entry in her top-ten list of . Fighting Shrimpzilla with a dagger and a pretty voice? Not so effective.
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Aphros nodded, a glint of pride in his eyes. We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a famous mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!Oh, sure, Leo said. Likeum, the Little Mermaid?Aphros frowned. Who? No! Like Triton, Glaucus, Weissmuller, and Bill!Oh. Leo had no idea who any of those people were. You trained Bill? Impressive.
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If not for the horses, Piper would've died.
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At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, walls of James Patterson thrillers, and a throne from about a thousand copies of something called .
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The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, suggest otherwise.
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Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?
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Bad pony-men! BOO!
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