Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher
Rob Thurman
When life gives you lemons... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
funny humor lemons
I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don't. Some read; some don't. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven.
writing
Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.
humorous
Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.
light
You're the little spoon, aren't you?
science-fiction sarcasm urban-fantasy
Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.
urban-fantasy
People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.
Several months ago there was a somewhat, in some people's eyes, relatively normal Cal--or by and large normal--the best he was able to be as half Auphe. Occasionally he did lose his shit, attacked and ate deer while on road trips through the woods, created massive holes in between dimensions to shove through malevolently murderous pucks, and once in a while ripped out an Auphe's throat with his teeth. He also opened a gate or two to save his friends, blew up an antihealer from the inside out to save the world, cleaned his guns while watching porn, and generally was a smart-ass to everyone. Normal.
funny guns
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