The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
manmenandwomenwrongs
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
dark-humor
i like to tell people i have the heart of a small boy, then I tell them it's in a jar on my desk
horrorinspirationalit
I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.
horrorpsycho
Horror is the removal of masks.
horrormasks
Norman Bates will never die...
horror
The room was plainly but adequately furnished; she noted the shower stall in the bathroom beyond. Actually, she would have preferred a tub, but this would do.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
humortso-funny
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
goodinspirationrighttruewrong
Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.
relationships
Magic--that's just a label, you know. Completely meaningless. It wasn't so very long ago that people were saying that electricity was magic.
magictechnology
Norman Bates heard the noise and a shock went through him.
first-sentence