Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Prejudices save time.
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.