To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
A compliment is verbal sunshine
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket