Another travel agent told me I could spend 7 nights in Hawaii...No days..just nights.
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
A travel agent offered me a 21 day special. He told me I would fly from New York to London. Then from Tokyo back to New York. I asked him...how am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo? He told me That is why we give you 21 days.
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her you cooked it, you take it out.
I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. She said...Why should I... you never put out for me.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.