I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
My cousins gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch.