I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
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I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. He said, I don't know, no one has ever made it.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps from moving cars.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom of it.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the library the sign says shut the f.k up!
I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down and had broken leg of lamb.
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.
She looked at my calendar and wanted to know who JUNE was.
My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a tshirt with a bulls eye on the back.
What a mean kid too. Why he puts krazy glue in my preparation H.
I have a son in college. He's majoring in F...g up.