Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. <br/>For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. <br/>For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. <br/>For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. <br/>For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.