Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.
In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.
What is love but an allergic reaction to the proper lighting!
Everybody started jumping around
I first swung a club when I was four, but last year is when I really started playing a lot
It hasn't been acted on by City Council yet, but everything has indicated it will have a positive outcome. We're helping the city, and the city's helping us out.
It ended up being a mutually beneficial situation.
We have a really great team and we are excited about this opportunity to help people who have been devastated by Katrina
We don't want a manpower shortage here
They're a great side and like I said they've run into a bit of form now and its a big challenge for us
When we became teenagers boredom grew like a moth in a cocoon fighting to escape, and the peace created by our parents became a prison. We sought excitement and adventure. We sought anything but the sinless, pure, and average of the faux idyllic.
My theory is that comedy comes from little people.
People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.
This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.
I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?