I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.
Scott Westerfeld
The Rusty Ruins were the remains of an old city, a hulking reminder of back when there'd been way too many people, and everyone was incredibly stupid. And ugly.
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And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag.
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I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.
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The Shrink always warned me that carriers stay wracked with lifelong guilt. It's not an uplifting thing having turned lovers into monsters. We feel bad that we haven't turned into monsters ourselves--survivor's guilt, that's called. And we feel a bit stupid that we didn't notice our own symptoms earlier. I mean, I'd been sort of wondering why the Atkins diet was giving me night vision. But that hadn't seemed like something to worry about..
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