Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.
Sharon Ashwood
.. Vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.
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And-he was ashamed to admit--he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything.
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You met over a pile of dead bodies mere days ago. Now he's carving little radish garnishes and humming to himself. It's creepy.
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He'd heard about Holly putting some magical whammy on him, bringing to life the legend of the Chosen that gave a vampire the power to exist on sexual energy rather than blood.
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