It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.
Shelly Crane
It's fate, but fate just gives us a nudge in the right direction onthe fast lane, I guarantee she doesn't have her hands in your pockets while she's doing it
fate direction
funny humor friendship friends
We watched Vamps hunting Vamps, Vamp hunters and Witches torching Vamps, teenage girls kissing Vamps. And we giggled and swooned through it all.
funny humor vampires teenagers
I did that girly little sighing thing you do when you can't handle all the sweetness anymore and bit my lip.
sweet
.. Now Eli was my new neighbor. Which was fine with me because I sucked at Math. Math and I were not on speaking terms.
funny humor math
Only the sweetest of the sweet would bring brownies to the apocalypse.
dystopia
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