And my piece of advice is.. Don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.
Simone Elkeles
You are the one girl that made me risk eveything for a future worth having.
worth future risk girl made
We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.
people actors lives pretending
La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!
funny rules-of-attraction carlos-fuentes
funny advice weapons
If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich.. Not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.
funny humor names
Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.
life wisdom truth happiness
Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!
funny humour
Consider me your candy stripper.. I mean striper.
Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.
funny rules-of-attraction humour carlos-fuentes
Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).
Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7: 30 a.m.?
Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.
Sometimes you have to steer away from the crowd in order to be a better person. It's not always easy, that's for sure. But it's right. And sometimes doing the right thing feels good, even if it does end up in a trip to the principal's office.
truth inspirational experience
Being afraid to take chances is scarier than actually doing things that challenge you.
inspirational
Our lie is like a cancer that's spread to every single area of our lives.
lies
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