You are the one girl that made me risk eveything for a future worth having.
We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.
La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!
And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.
If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.
Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.
Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!
Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.
Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.
Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).
Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?
Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.
Sometimes you have to steer away from the crowd in order to be a better person. It's not always easy, that's for sure. But it's right. And sometimes doing the right thing feels good, even if it does end up in a trip to the principal's office.
being afraid to take chances is scarier than actually doing things that challenge you.