Money couldnt buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
A man once asked to shake hands with me, the greatest Englishman who ever lived. <br/>I replied, F**k off, I'm Irish.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
It's all in the mind, you know.
Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard