Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Advice to writers Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
He who limps is still walking.
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
The first requisite for immortality is death.
Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.
Telling lies does not work in advertising.
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
Don't trust the heart, it wants your blood.