I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.
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I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.
For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.
If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.
When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.
Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?
Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?
If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!
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