French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused.
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I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.
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Har. Bloody. Har.
What.. What about when I'm married?We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits.
Cricket Bell. I smiled into my phone. How did you get so wise?
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He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so not prepared for this. Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.
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I get out of the car, and I'm blasted by the stench of body odor. Cricket is beside me, and he's talking, but his words don't reach my ears. Because it's my mother. Smelling. On my porch.
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