I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little picturesof cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around incircles.
If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store...with a pricing gun...She said, Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.