I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.