I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Here's a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
It's the good girls who keep diaries the bad girls never have the time.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have time
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.
I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
(on seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know-I've been using it for years.
If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition.