Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists life would be one long Congressional Record.
Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another
A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids
Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.
About the worst advice you can give to some people is, Be yourself
You can always get someone to love you, even if you have to do it yourself
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can complain that it doesn't hold water