Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?