W. C. Fields Quotes

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

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