If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
I never met a kid I liked.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.