After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
We survived for days on nothing but food and water.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
I like children. If they're properly cooked.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.