The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. Of both states.
One third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two thirds provide
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity