Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate.