Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
Too many people spend money they earned. To buy things they don't want. To impress people that they don't like.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.
The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.