There ought to be one day just one when there is open season on senators.
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.. You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
Politics is applesauce.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.