Karen- I'm not good or real..I'm evil, and imaginary. <span style=margin-left: 10px/>
Will
Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down.. So that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.
grace men wise goodness jesus christmas winter hair baby tower
Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.
today
Oh cripes honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend's a big, flaming, leather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing, vermont-living, christina aguilera-lovin', mykonos-going.. Honey take it home.
home big give
Will, does it hurt your back.. Kissing your own ass like that?
kissing hurt
Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.
glass lips rule
real evil good imaginary
Grace- If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with.. Day. <span style=margin-left: 10px/>
work days end day
If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.
inspiration early funeral
Jack-This makes me feel like a man. <br/>Will-Yeah. <br/>Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.<span style=margin-left: 10px/>
man feel
Goodbye Prudey McPrude and hello Slutty McSluttenstein!
goodbye
History is an excellent teacher with few pupils.
history learning teaching
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