Do you I am an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I am at two with nature.
It is your typical love story: Guy meets girl, guy falls in love with girl, guy changes the underlying social order...
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100.
On the KKK
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it's all over much too soon.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.
Thought Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently there must be a beverage.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick not wounded dead.