If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
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