Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.
You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.
If my business could be made legal, I and women like me could make a big contribution to what Mayor Lindsay calls Fun City, and the city and state could derive the money in taxes and licensing fees that I pay off to crooked cops and political figures.
In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.
As the Pentagon gave us the green light, we quickly made it clear to our viewers that that kind of thing goes on all the time.
Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.