Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.