This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.
When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'
It wouldn't be bad to look like a cross between Rita Hayworth and Elizabeth Taylor.
Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.
I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!
I don't think men like a bad girl. Well, I haven't had a date in a year so I'm obviously doing something wrong. It's not that my standards are too high, I haven't even been asked out in a year. I have no standards, anyone, please!
Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.
No one's ever happy with their position in Hollywood. You hear that from people you'd never dream would complain.