Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
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I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.
It's naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy who works in the library.
Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?
Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?
mistakes
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
You know, you are not born with a soul. You earn it with suffering, hard work and prayer. Which hopefully you did last night
We're able to tell the truth in a way that you can't tell with real people. I think because it's animated, you um, you have enough of a barrier to say things that people might find offensive or be sort of appalled, or the censors would go 'no way', you know, because it's animated.
Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.
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