Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.
Pat Buchanan likes to say we're in a culture war. The Civil War was a culture war, and brothers killed brothers. I wonder if they avoided dinner conversation about politics. What if this culture war turned into a real war? I'd look back on that dinner and wish that I'd ordered a side of argument.
Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck.
...next time you rake up those leaves realize you're about to jump into a pile of tree shit.
in the summertime sometimes i sleep macho: ah, white t-shirt, no underpants. Sleeping macho looks very attractive on a man. I feel like it helps me breathe.
errorists are desperate assholes who see no institutionalized recourse to address their grievances, so they resort to random acts of violence in order to instill fear into the general population.
The word vagina is a beautiful word, like all words that have v's and g's in them, like gavel, or evangelical. I love vaginas, and evangelicals. I fucking hate gavels though.
Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it.
When I get sick I start scripting the video tape that I'm gonna leave behind when I die. Sometimes imagining that even makes me cry. Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it.
Generalized statements... which instill nebulous fear without specific information are exactly in line with the goals of terrorism.
Any individual entity that pretends to understand the rules that guide this space is under an illusion.
It's complimacated. (sounds like compli-ma-kayted, emphasis on first syllable)
(On airplane etiquette) Although reclining your seat is technically your right, just like free speech if you exercise it to your limits everyone around you will think you're an asshole.
Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were.