If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value
There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying.
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
[Short Talk on the Sensation of Airplane Takeoff] Well you know I wonder, it could be love running toward my life with its arms up yelling
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Vietnam was a country where America was trying to make people stop being communists by dropping things on them from airplanes.
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Where can one buy a lit of that *Right Stuff* bravado required to shrug off the fact that your airplane is now a convertible?
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That's the thing about flying: You could talk to someone for hours and never even know his name, share your deepest secrets and then never see them again.
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I mean, I am totally not one of those prudes who believe having sex as a teenager is some kind of mortal sin or social death. I don't have a problem with sex. I just don't happen to be having it. And if I having sex, I certainly wouldn't be getting it on in an airplane . Who wants to get down and dirty in a place so . . . cramped and dirty?
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