Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed, asleep, at the time of the murder.
Where's your sense of adventure?It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi.-Captain Tagon
Except for cases that clearly involve a homicidal maniac, the police like to believe murders are committed by those we know and love, and most of the time they're right - a chilling thought when you sit down to dinner with a family of five. All those potential killers passing their plates.
Irony serves as an alibi for a fetish.
At the time of the murder, I had an airtight alibi: I spent the night in a Ziploc bag.?