They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
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You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.
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When I grow up, I'd like to be dangerous.
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I like pancakes.
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This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'we hate you, please die.
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Who would condescend to strike down the mere things that he does notfear? Who would debase himself to be merely brave, like any commonprizefighter? Who would stoop to be fearless--like a tree? Fight thething that you fear. You remember the old tale of the English clergymanwho gave the last rites to the brigand of Sicily, and how on hisdeath-bed the great robber said, 'I can give you no money, but I cangive you advice for a lifetime: your thumb on the blade, and strikeupwards.' So I say to you, strike upwards, if you strike at the stars.
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Today Is International Women's Day; why just a day? It is truly unfortunate that we do not celebrate everyday women.. Everyday
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Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'..'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
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As Aristotle said, 'Excellence is a habit.' I would say furthermore that excellence is made constant through the feeling that comes right after one has completed a work which he himself finds undeniably awe-inspiring. He only wants to relax until he's ready to renew such a feeling all over again because to him, all else has become absolutely trivial.
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I know that you know that I'm awesome, and that you know that I know that you're awesome!
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I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea.
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