Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard.
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!
When its dark enough you can see the stars.
I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.?
There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.
I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.
The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.
I'm a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies, as usual.