And the news got worse. It appeared that there was this whole other person Jesus Christ whose birthday a lot of people tended to confuse with mine. I was personally outraged. It was a long time before I forgave the Lord for that.
I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.?
Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.
I was born on the night of Samhain, when the barrier between the worlds is whisper-thin and when magic, old magic, sings its heady and sweet song to anyone who cares to hear it.