Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, So. What did you think?
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Last time I went skiing, I had to get up at 5: 00 in the morning.I knew I couldn't do that, so I slept with my skis on. My ridecame at 5: 30 in the morning, couldn't wake me up so he carriedme out of the house, put my skis on the roof rack of the car, and drove to the mountain. Seventeen miles later, I woke up outof this incredibly bizarre dream that I was skydivinghorizontally. I'm sure this has happened to you.
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When I go, I'm flying Air Bizarre. It's a good airline. Youbuy a one way round trip ticket. You leave any Monday, and theybring you back the previous Friday.. That way you still havethe weekend.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.
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There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.
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Facts sometimes have a strange and bizarre power that makes their inherent truth seem unbelievable.
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[Ken] Kesey practices what has come to be known as gonzo journalism. The reporter, often intoxicated, fails to get the story but delivers instead a stylishly bizarre account that mocks conventional journalism.
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The problem is that once the untrained mind has made a formal commitment to a religious philosophy - and it does not matter whether that philosophy is generally reasonable and high-minded or utterly bizarre and irrational - the powers of reason are s
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The professors must not prevent us from realizing that history is fun, and that the most bizarre things really happen
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It was this really bizarre video idea, this animated Power Ranger-y thing. I said, 'This is not right. If you want me to reach four-year-olds, then OK.'
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That is totally bizarre. The whole point of mimicry is to gain protection from predation.
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It was a bizarre game, for sure. But we played a consistent game and stayed focused through the whole thing.
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Probably about 99 percent of the time I don't put my name on my stuff,.. I'm one of the very few artists without an ego. I'm just kind of an average artist. I'm not odd or bizarre.
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People go to Africa and confirm what they already have in their heads and so they fail to see what is there in front of them. This is what people have come to expect. It's not viewed as a serious continent. It's a place of strange, bizarre and illogical things, where people don't do what common sense demands.
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My method can be nothing, or the most intense, bizarre preparations you've ever seen.
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I don't work with high-concept things that start with a premise, Wouldn't it be funny if there was this spy who met a.. For me, it could be, What about people who sell shoes? That must be a bizarre world.. When they meet at conventions and talk about shoes.
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He didn't have the aura of a rock icon. He was just a regular guy. To have the bass player walk in the room with a mandolin over his shoulder is kind of a bizarre experience.
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They were bizarre own goals but goals win games and we gave them three.
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This may sound bizarre to some of you, but in Canada, one of the two legislative branches never go to the electorate. This is the Senate, which, like the Supreme Court, is appointed by the Government. And is therefore Liberal-dominated.
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We have chosen the normal kind of arbitration. Why they want this extremely rare and bizarre method, we don't understand except they want to have a winner and loser.
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This bizarre, dysfunctional but loving family strikes a chord when there are so many untraditional families today.
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Most bizarre factual pattern I've seen in the nine years that I have been a prosecutor.
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Once he was in custody, an ambulance was immediately called because of his bizarre behavior, his nudity and his sweating
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