If parents would only realize how they bore their own children!
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Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
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The shades of night were falling fast, As though an Alpine village passedA youth, who bore, 'mid snow and ice,A banner with the strange device, ExcelsiorHis brow was sad his eye beneath, Flashed like a falchion from its sheath, And like a silver clarion rungThe accents of that unknown tongue, Excelsior
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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.
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The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and the warmth of your robe prepare you for what is to come.
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.
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There is no bore like a clever bore.
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Good words by the third time will even bore the dogs.
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Faith of the bore: everything is worth saying.
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Never ask a bore a question.
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If the secret of being a bore is to tell all, the secret of pleasing is to say just enough to be?not understood, but divined.
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
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And I hear from the outgoing ship in the bay The song of the sailors in glee: So I think of the luminous footprints that bore The comfort o'er dark Galilee, And wait for the signal to go to the shore, To the ship that is waiting for me.
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Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I?m past that age.
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We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore.
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It?s so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.
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Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.
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A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.
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It?s a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone.
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Family lore can be a bore, but only when you are hearing it, never when you are relating it to the ones who will be carrying it on for you. A family without a storyteller or two has no way to make sense out of their past and no way to get a sense of themselves.
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People find ideas a bore because they do not distinguish between live ones and stuffed ones on a shelf.
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