If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.
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When the boss is a way, work becomes a holiday.
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Can you not see that it is the INDUSTRIAL SYSTEM and not the boss which must be changed?
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Imagine going to work every day to do only and exactly what you love! All the work gets done because of the abundant diversity of your team. Different skills, interests and talents are woven together into a whole that is much greater than the sum of the parts!
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They say that war is death's best friend, but I must offer you a different point of view on that one. To me, war is like the new boss who expects the impossible. He stands over your shoulder repeating one thin, incessantly: 'Get it done, get it done.' So you work harder. You get the job done. The boss, however, does not thank you. He asks for more.
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Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day.
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You'll never make a fortune working for the boss man
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Imagination is pure potentiality for creation. We shouldn't submit it to the hourly wages we subject our time at work.
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Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo Assistant around your asshole.?
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I am often slow in catching up to the times, but even so, I still cannot even grip this idea: With nothing more than pitocin in your IV drip, you can sooner control the date and time of the birth of a human being-- the gushing entry into the great blue world of a whole new person-- than you can the scheduling of a few line cooks in your operation.
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Oh, this time I was doing the gossiping. You should really dismiss me for disloyalty, not to mention the disrespect I'm showing right now by talking to you like this.
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We are trained to be employees, but no one said that we have endure a limited salary that barely keeps pace with inflation.
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Make no mistake: Your salary is held to the same standards your grades were held to in the educational system, where you couldn't surpass a 100 no matter how hard you worked or how intelligent you were.
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