I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
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A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled faced, pint sized, cat chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad
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America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government.
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I saw a sign at a gas station. It said help wanted. There was another sign below it that said self service. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.
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Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says Go! A leader says Let's go!
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The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, 'Go!' a leader says, 'Let's go!'.
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
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Maybe you're right, boss. It all depends on the way you look at it. Look, one day I had gone to a little village. An old grandfather of ninety was busy planting an almond tree. 'What, grandad' I exclaimed. 'Planting an almond tree' and he, bent as he was, turned round and said, 'My son, I carry on as if I should never die.' I replied, 'And I carry on as if I was going to die any minute.' Which of us was right, boss
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
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A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
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There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the company, from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. The man who knows how will always have a job. The man who also knows why will always be his boss. As to methods there
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If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
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A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting.
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No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
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A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they have so that they consistently do better work than they thought they could
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.
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Your real boss is the one who walks around under your hat.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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The way to find the real boss is to find out who hires the lawyers
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When the boss is a way, work becomes a holiday.
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Can you not see that it is the INDUSTRIAL SYSTEM and not the boss which must be changed?
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