A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cotton popsicle by prisoners of a gulag, who might consider this a tasty treat compared to what they normally eat.?
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A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA, it would be boring. But compared to boxing, it would be downright thrilling.?
A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.?
A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportation in a pre-wheel society.?
A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just 0,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart.?
A brick is a rust-colored blur of movement, caught in a moment, and transformed from motion into a physical object. Studying this brick would give scientists an insight into how fast I run.?
A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness?
A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.?
A brick could be used as the perfect response in one particular situation. Next time someone says, I love you, say nothing. Just grab a brick, cradle it with both hands like a kitten, and hold it out to the other person. Whether you want the other person to leave, or whether you want them to stay, the response works flawlessly every time.?
A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and declare, Wow! This was one advanced society.?
A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps.?
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A blanket could be used to divide people. All men who oppose me should get on top of the blanket, and all women who support me would be well advised get naked and get under the blanket. One at a time, please.?
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