I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.
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The truth is I did try to stab him. I tried to stab him with a butter knife. Why? Because it seemed deadlier than trying to stab him with a melting stick of butter.?
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A cat always lands on his feet, Toast always lands butter side down, If a cat had a piece of toast straped to it's back it would hover in mid-air as an example of quantum indisision. Shayla
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I shouldn't think even millionaires could eat anything nicer than new bread and real butter and honey for tea.
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If you just stop expecting perfection from everyone and everything, you might see the good stuff outweighs the bad. And then someday you'll look in the mirror and see the same thing. Because the person you're most disappointed in is yourself.
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For most of us a job is bread and butter and for most of others its just bread and butter.
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