Or what about the statue in California currently said to be crying bloody tears? Why worry about the alleged weeping of a plaster effigy when so many actual human beings have reason to cry?
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Ricky Here's what I'm gonna ask of you.. We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys.. At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangsterstyle, you know what I mean Kick ass pool party thing.
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I decided to leave and go to California, so I packed up mySalvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists tryingto make a circle on an EtchaSketch, and I headed for thehighway and began hitching. Within three minutes I got pickedup by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand newcars. I climbed up the side of the cab and opened the door. The guy said, I don't have much room up here, why don't you getinto one of the cars out back. So I did. And he was reallyinto picking people up because he picked up 19 more. We all hadour own cars. Then he went 90 miles per hour and we all gotspeeding tickets.
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It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
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California sunlight - sweet Calcutta rain - Honolulu starbright - the song remains the same.
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This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York island, From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters, This land was made for you and me
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When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. Of both states.
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The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.
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There's nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure
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California is a tragic country - like Palestine, like every Promised Land
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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I was raised in the West. The West of texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
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And as Americans, we must ask ourselves: Are we really so different? Must we stereotype those who disagree with us? Do we truly believe that ALL red-state residents are ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying road-kill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks; or that ALL blue-state residents are godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing Communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts? <br/><br/>Yes. This is called diversity, and it is why we are such a great nation - a nation that has given the world both nuclear weapons AND SpongeBob SquarePants.<br/><br/>And so today I am calling upon both sides in the red-blue rift to reach out. Maybe we could have a cultural-exchange program between red and blue states. For example, a delegation from Texas could go to California and show the Californians how to do some traditional Texas thing such as castrate a bull using only your teeth, and then the Californians could show the Texans how to rearrange their football stadiums in accordance with the principles of feng shui (for openers, both goalposts should be at the west end of the field). Or maybe New York and Kentucky could have a college-style mixer, featuring special crossover hors d'oeuvres, such as bagels topped with squirrel parts.
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The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don't dwell on it
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Myths that need clarification: Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach. False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos.
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The idea would be to grow this as a major track venue for Central California.
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Out-of-state contractors are not allowed to do business in California in areas that have been declared a national disaster. We snag one of them, and it's a trip to jail.
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People in California are extremely involved in coastal protection to a very micro level.
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California is totally at loggerheads (with the president) on virtually every environmental issue that there is.
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The California Gold Rush left us a tragic legacy. We appreciate state parks' willingness to take action to end Empire's toxic legacy of contaminating our watershed.
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The board has now set a terrible precedent telling polluters it is cheaper to pollute and ignore the Clean Water Act. Hilmar should be held to the same environmental standard as everyone else in the State of California.
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[Heading home..] I always look forward to going to California,.. My grandparents and family come out to the race, and it adds a little extra incentive for me to do well. I'm also going to learn how to surf on Thursday, so that should be fun.
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We don't know how long he'll be out here in California. We'll just see if the surgery does what needs to be done.
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We had to talk really, really nice to George Lucas to let us have it. It's set in southern California in 1962. It's not right on Route 66, but it captures a period of time that many people associate with Route 66. It's the music, the cars, the fashion that make it great. Some people consider it the greatest car movie ever made. I call it the greatest music movie every made.
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